MEETING ADJOURNMENT PROTOCOL

According to our completely-not-made-up corporate manual, the official adjournment protocol is as follows:

Step 1: Someone yells "WE'RE GOING ON A BREAK" at the top of their lungs

Step 2: Everyone looks around confused and checks their watches

Step 3: Someone else yells "I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIME" and storms out of the room

Step 4: The remaining people stare at each other, wondering if someone had actually been kidnapped or if it's just the air conditioning in the office

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