Pointless Meeting Annual Review
Welcome to the most exciting meeting of the year! Where we spend hours discussing the same old topics, and pretending to be productive.
Key Highlights:
- Manager: "We need to meet more often to discuss how much we need to meet more often."
- Employee: "I have a great idea for a project, but it's not going to happen because I'm still trying to remember what it was."
- HR: "Did you know that 'synergy' is just a fancy word for 'we're all going to get fired'?"
Don't forget to fill out the meeting minutes form on your way out! Meeting Minutes Form
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A Special Message from Management:
"We're all doing great! We're on track to meet all our goals... of meeting more often." - Management