Committee of the Absurd: Annual Strategic Planning

Where the world's most esteemed experts in Pointless Meeting Theory gather to decide on nothing.

• Decision-Making Experts
• Time-Wasters-Union
• Paper-Pushers-Guild

Our esteemed members include:

• Mr. B. S. Johnson, Esq. (Expert in Doing Nothing)
• Jane D. Doe (Specialist in Staring at Walls)
• John Smith, M.D. (Consultant on the Importance of Coffee Breaks)