Annual Strategic Planning Evaluation

As we stand at the precipice of another year, our fearless leadership team has gathered to evaluate the success of our completely-not-pointless Annual Strategic Planning process.

We've made some progress, but let's be real, it's been a wild ride full of existential crises, power struggles, and questionable life choices.

View our evaluation report, complete with charts, graphs, and enough acronyms to make your eyes water.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, read our therapy notes, where we explore the psychological trauma of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of meetings.

Key Takeaways:

• We still can't decide on a color scheme.
• Our coffee machine is still broken.
• We've managed to spend over 500 hours in meetings this year.

Recommendations:

• Invest in a better coffee machine.
• Establish a strict meeting-to-work ratio.
• Consider hiring a professional decision-making coach.