Pointless Meetings: Attendance is Voluntary

Important Notice:

By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the concept of "pointless." If you have not, please exit the building and do not waste our time.

Agenda:

Discussion of the meaning of "pointless" in a 30-minute timeslot.
Breakdown of the organizational chart for our fictional company.
Unnecessary PowerPoint presentations.

Related Meetings:

Break Rooms and Snack Debates
Committee Meeting Nominees

Or, you know, just stay in your seat and pretend to be interested. We won't judge you.

Download the attendance is voluntary policy here.