We are a group of highly trained professionals who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our meetings are so pointless, you'll want to take a nap after attending just one.
Siesta Time - Our patented system of napping in the break room, guaranteed to make you more productive (not). Nap Debate - A heated discussion about who can nap the longest without getting caught. Break Room Naptime Schedule - Our carefully crafted schedule of naps, carefully planned to maximize your productivity (not). Nap Time Records - Our comprehensive database of naps taken, including the longest recorded nap and the nap-to-work ratio.