The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Decisiveness in Meetings

Meetings. They're like a never-ending cycle of boredom, a Sisyphean task of attending to something that could be an email. But fear not, dear reader, for we shall break this curse!

Meetings are a lost art form, a relic of the past. But with our patented 10-step process, you too can become a master of the meeting!

Step 1: Create a 5-hour agenda

Yes, you read that right! A 5-hour agenda is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Don't worry about time constraints, just go for it!

Hyperlink: More Decisiveness | Agenda Overload

Step 2: Use 5 different colored markers

You'll need 5 different colors to represent the 5 different levels of importance in your meeting. Red for 'Must-Do', Green for 'Should-Do', Blue for 'Maybe-Do', Yellow for 'Nice-to-Do', and Pink for 'Totally-Do-Not-Do-It'. Don't worry, it's not as confusing as it sounds!

Hyperlink: Decision-Making 101 | Colored Markers Galore

Step 3: Take a 30-minute break to scroll through social media

A 30-minute break is the perfect amount of time to refresh your mind, scroll through your feeds, and wonder why you're still in this meeting.

Hyperlink: Break Time | Social Media Frenzy

(Note: I've included hyperlinks to fictional subpages, as per rule 4, to further explore the wacky world of pointless meetings!)