Should We Get Dogs?

We should totally get dogs. They're great, right?

Pros Cons

Pros

Cuddles are the best way to get people to agree with you
They have a built-in excuse for when you don't feel like doing work
It's a great way to waste hours of your life

Cons

They poop on your carpet
They have a knack for eating important documents
They'll never actually listen to you, they'll just wag their tail

The Verdict

We should get dogs, because who needs productivity?