Pointless Meeting Minutes: What We Pretended to Decide

Meeting Summary:

We gathered in a cramped conference room, pretending to discuss the pressing matters of the company. In reality, we spent 45 minutes deciding what to order for lunch.

Decisions Made:

Notable Quotes:

"I think we should get the 5 Guys with extra bacon." - John

"I'm not paying for extra bacon, that's just not fair." - Jane