Meetings: Where Time is a Relative Concept

Decisiveness in Quantifying the Duration: A Study in Futility

Meetings are like the ocean: they're vast, they're deep, and they have an infinite amount of room for unnecessary tangents.

According to our team's latest research, the average meeting lasts 3.5 hours, with a margin of error of ±2 hours.

That's 3 hours of productive work, 30 minutes of coffee breaks, and 30 minutes of awkward silences.

But don't worry, we've got it down to a science! Our team of experts has developed the "Meeting Matrix":

See our adjacent meeting schedule for more information.

Meeting Schedule

Meeting Name Start Time End Time
Meeting of Doom 10:00 13:30
Meeting of the Century 13:30 17:00

Meetings: The New Currency of Productivity

Meetings have become the new way to buy and sell time.

We've developed a new economy where time is currency, and meetings are the units of exchange.

Buy a meeting with one hour of productive work, get two hours of meetings!

But don't take our word for it, see our minutes and hours of meetings chart for more details.