Escaped and Free: Techniques for the Modern Meeting Refugee

Techniques for the Modern Meeting Refugee

Sneaky Exit

Discreetly slip out of the meeting room, citing an emergency phone call or a family member in distress.

Learn advanced signal flags to communicate with your escape team.

Meeting-Proof Hideout

Create a fake meeting-related task to hide behind, like "I'm just going to review the meeting notes."

Discover more meeting-proof hideouts!

Emergency Exit Tunnel

Create a hidden emergency exit path through the office, like a fake fire exit sign.

Learn the art of creating an emergency exit tunnel!

These techniques are not endorsed or approved by any meeting-related organizations. Use at your own risk.

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