The Art of Purposefully Wasting Time in Meetings: A Guide for the Lost and the Frustrated

Strategies for Escaping the Soul-Crushing Cycle of Pointless Meetings

Meetings. Those soul-crushing, productivity-sucking, sanity-draining meetings that suck the life out of you like a vacuum.

• - A guide to writing notes that say nothing, while still looking busy
• - A how-to on setting your calendar to "unavailable" and pretending to be in a meeting about "something"