Action Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of it all
This is a meeting designed to go nowhere. Our discussion will revolve around the futility of human existence, the meaninglessness of our daily tasks, and the impending doom of the coffee machine.
- Item 1: Discuss the importance of staring out the window
- Item 2: Explore the intricacies of procrastination
- Item 3: Debate the merits of watching cat videos