The Great Donut Debacle: A Meeting Agenda

Recurring Problem of the Missing Donuts

The Problem:

It has come to our attention that the donuts have gone missing. Again. For the third time this week. It is imperative that we address this pressing issue.

Agenda Items:

• Pointless Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaning of 'pointless'.
• Pointless Agenda Item 2: Explore the consequences of being late to meetings.
• Pointless Agenda Item 3: Develop a new meeting protocol to combat the scourge of donut-related meetings.
• Pointless Agenda Item 4: Discuss the merits of using 'pointless' in everyday conversation.
• Pointless Agenda Item 5: Debate the optimal number of meetings per week.
• Pointless Agenda Item 6: Create a flowchart to determine the most efficient use of time in meetings.
• Pointless Agenda Item 7: Develop a new language to describe the feeling of dread when walking into a meeting room.

Resolution:

After careful consideration, we have come to the realization that the donuts are, in fact, the problem. We will therefore establish a new meeting protocol: 'Donut Fridays.' Every Friday, a meeting will take place, and donuts will be provided. All will be well.