MEETING AGENDA: Sock Puppet Theory

9:00 AM - Welcome and Introductions

Each attendee is expected to wear their most impressive sock collection as a sign of solidarity.

9:15 AM - Sock Puppet Etiquette

Rules include but are not limited to:

• No talking during presentations
• No eating during presentations
• No using the words 'synergy' or 'paradigm')

10:00 AM - Break

Please take this time to reapply your socks, as they are now a crucial part of your identity.

10:15 AM - Sock Puppet Debate

Debate the finer points of sock puppet theory, including but not limited to:

• The optimal sock-to-ankle ratio
• The most effective use of toe tags
• The role of glitter in sock design