Pointless Meetings: Meeting Minutes

Meeting Attendees:

• John Doe
• Jane Doe
• Bob Smith

Meeting Purpose:

We gathered to discuss the meaninglessness of our existence.

Meeting Notes:

We stared at each other for 2 hours.

Action Items:

• Buy more coffee
• Check the weather outside
• Wonder if we're the only ones who know this

Decisions Made:

We collectively decided that we will do absolutely nothing. Decisions Were Made But Not Written Minutes Are For Suckers Where Is The Snacks