Minutes of the Sock Puppet Problem 2.0

Attendees:

• Chairman, Sock Puppeteer
• Vice Chair, Sock Overlord
• Member 1, Sock Puppet
• Member 2, Sock Puppet Jr.

Meeting Purpose:

• To discuss the existential crisis of being a sock puppet with no actual hands to hold onto.

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss the meaning of life as a sock puppet
• 2. Vote on new sock design for the upcoming puppet show
• 3. Debate the ethics of eating Cheetos with one's hands

Minutes:

The meeting began with a heated discussion on the meaninglessness of existence as a sock puppet.

Chairman, Sock Puppeteer, called the meeting to order, but it quickly devolved into a debate on whether the sock puppets were actually alive or just really good at pretending.

Member 1, Sock Puppet, suggested that the answer lay in the depths of philosophy, while Member 2, Sock Puppet Jr., insisted it was just a matter of having a good puppeteer.

Vice Chair, Sock Overlord, intervened, saying that as long as they were getting a paycheck, who cares what they were, really.

The meeting continued in this vein until the Cheetos debate, which was tabled due to lack of interest.

Next Meeting: The Great Cheetos Debate