Advanced Sock Puppet Training Session

Today's agenda:

1. Warm-up exercises: "Pretend to be a functioning member of society" - 30 minutes
2. Advanced puppetry techniques: "Eye-to-ear communication" - 1 hour
3. Lunch break: "Puppeteers' Cafeteria" - 15 minutes
4. Role-playing: "Negotiating with a stubborn toaster repairman" - 45 minutes

Required materials:

• At least 3 high-quality socks
• A pair of scissors
• A VHS player (or a VHS adapter for your phone)

Prerequisites:

This course is intended for experienced sock puppeteers. If you're new to the art, please refer to Sock Puppet 101.

In case of emergencies, call the Sock Puppet Emergency Hotline at +1-800-SOCK-HELP.

Join the Sock Puppet Union for more information and support.