Today's Agenda:
1. The best way to eat a bowl of cereal while watching cat videos.
2. The societal implications of wearing plaid with polka dots.
3. Whether or not the meaning of life is actually just a series of poorly made memes.
4. The optimal ratio of cats to dogs in a fantasy team-building exercise.
5. Whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza.
Subtopic 1: The physics behind why pineapple belongs on pizza.
Subtopic 2: Counterpoint: Pineapple does not belong on pizza, and we will riot if it's served at the team-building exercise.
Next Meeting: Meeting of the Even More Utterly Irrelevant Topics