Our prophecies are not just predictions, they are certainties.

We have a team of expert prophets, each with their own special brand of doom and gloom.

Prophets in action

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Prophet of Doom

This prophet has a proven track record of predicting meetings that will never end.

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Prophet of Delay

This prophet has a knack for predicting meetings that will be postponed until next Thursday.

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Prophet of Agenda

This prophet has a gift for predicting meetings that will be filled with unnecessary discussions.

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