Our prophecies are not just predictions, they are certainties.
We have a team of expert prophets, each with their own special brand of doom and gloom.

Meet the Prophets
Prophet of Doom
This prophet has a proven track record of predicting meetings that will never end.
Prophet of Delay
This prophet has a knack for predicting meetings that will be postponed until next Thursday.
Prophet of Agenda
This prophet has a gift for predicting meetings that will be filled with unnecessary discussions.