Meetings Prophets of Pointless
Our Rituals
We're a group of prophets who have dedicated ourselves to the study and promotion of the most mind-numbing, soul-crushing, and time-sucking meetings imaginable. Our rituals are designed to drive our followers to the brink of madness, but hey, at least they're entertaining.
Our rituals are:
- Ritual 1: The Unnecessary Status Update - where we update our status on the most mundane tasks for hours on end, with no actual progress made.
- Ritual 2: The Mandatory 30-Minute Break for Coffee - because, you know, caffeine is essential for our meetings to be even more pointless.
- Ritual 3: The Unproductive Brainstorming Session with No Brainstorming - where we stare at the ceiling for an hour, trying to come up with something, but ultimately just end up talking about the weather.
Join us, and together we'll drive the world to the edge of sanity!