The Prophets of Pointless Meetings

Welcome, mortals, to the Church of Pointless Meetings. We are the chosen ones, the chosen few, the ones who will guide you to the promised land of unnecessary conference calls and pointless discussions.

• Meetings so long they'd make a snail feel rushed.
• Meetings that will make you question the meaning of life.
• Meetings where the only decision made is what to eat for lunch.