Our Pointless Meetings Formulas

Meetings about nothing. Meetings about meeting about nothing. Meetings within meetings. It's a meta-recursive loop of pointlessness.

The Meeting Formula 1: The Infinite Loop

This meeting will last forever. Or until the air conditioning runs out. Whichever comes first. To attend, simply refresh your browser.

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The Meeting Formula 2: The Unnecessary Agenda

A meeting with an agenda that's just a series of unrelated bullet points. Because who needs focus, anyway?

• Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of life
• Item 2: Eat free donuts
• Item 3: Watch paint dry

The Meeting Formula 3: The Infinite Discussion

A meeting where everyone talks, but nothing is accomplished. Because progress is overrated.

Discussion topics include:

• Whether or not the coffee machine is working properly
• The best way to eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting
• The merits of beige vs. black vs. gray office furniture

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