Pointless Meeting: The Papyrus Edition

We're here today to discuss the finer points of staring at each other in silence. Minute-Long Discussions have been a staple of our team's communication style for years, and we're here to refine the art.

Agenda for today:

• 1. Staring at wall for 5 minutes
• 2. Discussing the meaning of life for 2 hours
• 3. Eating stale donuts

We'll be adjourning for 5 minutes of refreshments, where we'll discuss the merits of stale donuts.

See you all at the next meeting, where we'll do it all again.

Or, at the very least, pretend to.