Pointless Meeting Minutes - The Unnecessary Discussion

Meeting Minutes for the utterly inconsequential gathering of the day.

Attended by:

• Bob, the guy who always brings donuts
• Jim, the expert on absolutely nothing
• Jean, who just wants to talk about her cat

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life for exactly 45 minutes
2. Take a 15-minute break to grab a snack
3. Decide that we're all secretly aliens

Decisions:

1. We are indeed aliens, and we have 3 days to find the exit
2. We will have pizza for lunch, but only if it's delivered

Next Meeting:

Meetings 2: The Alien Invasion

Also, check out:

• Meetings 2: The Alien Invasion
• Meetings 3: The Intergalactic Budget Meeting