Minutes of the Minute-Inconsequential Meeting

Meeting Summary

Today's meeting was a resounding success, mainly because it lasted exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.

Key Takeaways:

• We agreed that the coffee machine is still broken.
• The copier is still not working, but nobody really cares.
• Bob from Accounting still has a beard that's 3 inches too long.

Action Items

We will attempt to fix the coffee machine, but not today.

See the minutes from yesterday's meeting, which were slightly more productive!

Check out next week's meeting agenda, which promises to be equally uneventful!