Meeting Minutes from an Exercise in Futility

Attendees:

• John Smith
• Jane Doe
• Bob Johnson
• Alice Brown

Objective: Decide on the best way to decide on the best way to decide.

Decisions, Decisions After an hour of deliberation, it was agreed that we should probably just flip a coin.

Action Items:

• Someone should probably flip a coin.
• Someone else should probably not flip a coin.

Next Meeting: Another Meeting to Decide on Deciding Same time, same place, same pointlessly indecisive attendees.