Pointless Meeting Agenda for the Unremarkable

Monday Meeting: Because You're Clearly Not Busy Enough Already

09:00 - 09:30: "What are we going to do today? (again)

• Discuss the meaning of life
• Spend 30 minutes deciding what to order for lunch

09:30 - 10:00: "What are we going to eat?" (reprise)

• Ponder the existential crisis of the vending machine
• Determine whether or not to eat a donut

Adjournment: Because We've Reached the Point of Maximum Productivity