Welcome to the world of required adjunct professors, where the struggle is real.
Here, the coffee flows like water, but the pay and benefits are as dry as the Sahara desert.
As a required adjunct professor, you get to teach 3-4 classes a semester, for pennies on the dollar, and with a side of existential dread.
But don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to grade papers and prep for your courses, as long as you don't mind the constant feeling of being a disposable cog in the academic machine.
Want to see the schedule for your first class? Here's where you can find out about the union meeting
Or maybe you'd like to know more about the joys of grading 20 pages of 5-page papers on 19th Century Russian Literature? Click here for more information