Required Attendees: The Never-Ending Saga

This meeting has been going on for weeks, and you're not allowed to leave. Don't even think about it.

Current Attendees:

• Bob Smith (CEO)
• Jane Doe (HR Manager)
• John Doe (IT Specialist)
• Sarah Johnson (Marketing Manager)
• David Lee (Finance Director)

They're all still here, and you're still stuck.

Why:

• We have to discuss the color of the stapler.
• We have to decide on a new font for the office.
• We have to review the company picnic plans (from 3 weeks ago).

Upcoming Meeting Schedule:

Monday: "The Great Stapler Debate of 2023"

Tuesday: "The Font Face-Off: Sans vs. Arial"

Wednesday: "The Picnic Plans Reunion (Again)"

View Meeting Agenda View Meeting Minutes (from 3 weeks ago)