Forced Silence: The Unproductive Meeting

This meeting is a celebration of the art of doing nothing.

We will spend the next 4 hours discussing the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing.

We'll explore the depths of procrastination, the nuances of staring at the wall, and the thrill of not doing anything productive.

Required Attendees

• The CEO (who will inevitably fall asleep)
• The Intern (who will play Solitaire on their phone)
• The Janitor (who will just stand in the corner and stare)

Don't forget to wear your best "I'm not doing anything" face!

See also:

The Secret Agenda

Minutes of Emptiness