Warning: The Meetings Are Hazardous to Your Health
Due to the excessive use of jargon, passive-aggressive emails, and existential dread that permeates this meeting, we require you to rest for a minimum of 3 hours after attending this session.
ประกnowledgments
- Dr. S. J. Lethargic, Sleep Specialist
- Dr. J. P. Haranguer, Meetingologist
- Dr. M. E. T. (Meet)ings, CEO of Neo-Brutalist Inc.
Side Effects
- Drowsiness
- Confusion
- Long-term Memory Loss
- Temporary Loss of Will to Live
- Permanent Damage to One's Sanity
Don't forget to set your alarm for the next meeting!