Minutes from the Secret Meeting of Highly Trained Monkeys
Discussion: In-depth analysis of global domination strategies. Key points included the importance of mindless consumerism, the futility of resistance, and the value of a well-placed banana peel trap.
Action Items: 1) Establish a network of highly trained, ninja-like agents. 2) Develop a top-secret lair with an inescapable trap door.
Discussion: Focus groups, focus groups, and more focus groups. Market research revealed that people will pay top dollar for anything with a 'Monkey' logo on it.
Action Items: 1) Patent the 'Monkey' logo. 2) Partner with a major beverage company to create a line of 'Monkey' coffee.
Next Steps: A meeting of the entire organization will be called to discuss further the plans for world domination and overpriced coffee.