Meetings. They're like a necessary evil. Or are they?
We've created a schedule tailored specifically to your needs. Our team of highly trained experts (okay, they're just us) have crafted a Siesta Schedule designed to ensure you spend as much time as possible doing absolutely nothing.
Meetings will now occur at precisely 3 PM every day. Because who needs actual work done before lunch?
Here's your schedule:
| Time | Activity | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 9:00 AM | Coffee Consumption | 30 minutes |
| 10:00 AM | Browser Refreshing | 30 minutes |
| 11:00 AM | Siesta | 2 hours |
| 1:00 PM | Lunch | 1 hour |
| 2:00 PM | More Coffee Consumption | 15 minutes |
| 3:00 PM | Meeting | 3 hours |
Don't worry, we won't actually make you work. Unless, of course, we do. In that case, just pretend it's not happening.
Questions or concerns? Contact Mandalay Moderator at Meetings.