11:00 - 11:30 AM: Caffeine Overload
12:00 - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break: The Art of Eating Alone
1:00 - 2:00 PM: Siesta (Required)
2:00 - 3:00 PM: Caffeine Overload 2: Electric Boogaloo
Remember: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to schedule a meeting during siesta time.
Also, do not forget to bring your own coffee.