Meeting Summary:
Today's meeting was called to discuss the importance of surfing while stuck in a pointless meeting.
Attendees: Dave, John, and the janitor.
Objective: To determine the optimal surfing stance for maximum productivity.
Discussion:
- We discussed the merits of standing versus sitting while surfing.
- We talked about the best way to hold the board, and whether or not to wax.
- We debated the importance of wearing matching neon-colored rash guards.
Action Items:
- We agreed to meet again next week to discuss the physics of surfing on a conference table.
- We will research the feasibility of installing a wave pool in the conference room.
- We recommend that all future meetings be held on a surfboard, or at least with a surfboard in view.
Next Meeting:
Surfing Meeting 2
Adjourned: 3:45 PM