The Pointless Meeting of This Thursday

Join us for a meeting that will change nothing and achieve nothing. Because, why not?

Agenda for the Uninitiated Minutes of the Completely Unremarkable Meeting Decision Points for the Utterly Uninspired

Agenda for the Uninitiated

6:00 - Arrival of the Underwhelmed
6:05 - Review of the Obvious
6:15 - Debate of the Insignificant
6:30 - Conclusion of the Unremarkable

Minutes of the Completely Unremarkable Meeting

Item 1: Nothing was discussed, but everyone was there.
Item 2: The meeting was held, and the walls are still standing.
Item 3: We're all just waiting for the coffee machine to get fixed.

Decision Points for the Utterly Uninspired

To do nothing.
To continue doing nothing.
To maybe get a snack, but probably not.