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The Update That Wasn't an Update
We had a meeting that was so uneventful, so uninspiring, and so utterly pointless that it was almost as if we didn't have a meeting at all. Almost.
None of the AboveThe Update That Got Stuck in the Elevator
It turns out the meeting got stuck in the elevator, which wasn't actually an update, but more of an exercise in existential dread.
Stuck in the ElevatorThe Update That Wasn't an Update (but Was an Update)
This one is a real doozy. We had a meeting about a meeting, and that's just a fact, no need to get into details.
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