Minutes of the Secret Agenda

Present:

• Bob, The Unreliable One
• Sam, The Always-Right One
• Marty, The Silent One

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping
• Item 2: Debate the meaning of "life" in a post-postmodern world
• Item 3: Decide who ate the last slice

Decisions:

• Item 1: Pineapple stays, but only if it's on a Hawaiian pizza
• Item 2: "Life" is just a series of meaningless events
• Item 3: Bob is responsible for the last slice, he's always been trouble

NEXT MEETING:

The Next Time We'll Actually Have a Meeting

Next Meeting's Secret Agenda Committee Report