Minutes of Silence

Date: Never

Attendees: Nobody

Purpose: Because we had to

• The pizza was delicious, we think
• We ate the whole thing, but not because we were hungry, because we had a pact
• Some people might have enjoyed it more than others, but that would be rude

Decisions:

• We will eat pizza again, because why not
• We should do more pointless meetings, because it's fun
• Someone should probably just eat the leftover pizza now

Action Items:

• Someone should eat the leftover pizza, but only if they really want to
• We should do it again next week, because why not

Adjournment:

We adjourned, but only because we got distracted by a bird outside the window

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This meeting was brought to you by the spirit of pointless meetings and delicious pizza.