This year's annual meeting will be a culinary disaster.
Join us for a tasting of the world's most mediocre marinara sauce.
We promise not to spill it on the conference table, but no promises on the carpet.
Tomato Tsunami | Saucy Subplots | Pizza Tastrophe
We will have a special appearance by our guest, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, expert in all things mediocre.