Pointless Minimals' Annual Pizza Party

Team building activities are a joke, but we're here for the free pizza.

Activity 1: Pretend To Like The New Hair

Just give a half-hearted, insincere compliment and pretend to like it. Learn more about the art of Pretend-to-Like.

Activity 2: Guess Who's Having A Midlife Crisis

Just take a wild guess, no one will ever actually know. The Odds Are 50/50

Activity 3: Stare At The Wall For A While

This activity is scientifically proven to be a waste of time, but we're all adults here. The Silence Is Actually Just The Noise