Annual Pizza Party Meeting Terms of Service

By attending this meeting, you agree to the following terms:

• You must eat at least three slices of pizza.
• You must pretend to care about the project's "synergy" and "disruption."
• You must use the phrase "synergy" at least five times in a row in a sentence.
• You will not leave early without first asking the host, "Can I get you to grab a slice on your way out?"

By not attending this meeting, you will miss the free pizza.

Disclaimer

This meeting is not actually about synergy, it's just a party with free pizza. If you're feeling sad or blue, please consider attending a different meeting. Or just go home and eat a slice by yourself, we won't judge.

Party Agenda

Party Rules

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