Annual Spring Break Up Agenda

8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Coffee and existential dread

• View bulletin board
• Review last year's resolutions

9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Unproductive discussion of the meaning of life

• Take a break and contemplate your existence
• Adjourning the meeting, but not really resolving anything

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and despair

• Gather in the break room to complain
• Ponder the meaninglessness of lunch

And so on, and so forth...

Remember: the most important thing to do is pretend to care.