Step 1: Arrive late, leave early. It's not like you're going to make a difference or anything.
Attendance Levels:
- Present: You showed up. Congratulations.
- Present-but-pretending-to-be-sick: You showed up, but you're faking it.
- Present-but-pretending-to-be-bored: You showed up, but you'd rather be elsewhere.
- Absent: You didn't show up. Shocking.
- Rescheduled: We forgot about you. Oops.
- Tardive: You got here, but you're still on your way to the parking lot.
Join the Tardive Squad
Step 2: Pretend you're interested. Stare at someone else, make small talk, and nod enthusiastically, even if you have no idea what's going on.
Minutes of the Meeting