Pointless Minimalist Meetings

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience of your week. Today's agenda includes:

• Discussion of the importance of discussing the importance of discussing things.
• Review of last week's non-existent action items.
• Unanimous agreement on the need for more meetings.

Current Attendee Roster:

• Attendee 1 (the person who's actually paying attention)
• Attendee 2 (that's me, and I'm only here for the free coffee)
• Attendee 3 (who's secretly a cyborg)

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