Welcome, esteemed members of the Pointless-Minimalist-Meeting Society. Today, we gather not to discuss, not to deliberate, nor even to decide. Today, we meet to stare.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create an atmosphere of complete and utter agreement. No opinions, no arguments, no compromise. Just the gentle hum of fluorescent lighting and the distant murmur of productivity.
Remember, the only thing we're trying to achieve today is to not achieve anything.
Next meeting: never
This meeting is not responsible for any lost productivity, increased eye strain, or existential dread. Proceed at your own risk.