Meeting Minutes - Animal Dilemma Edition

Meeting Purpose:

We are here to discuss the existential implications of a sentient toaster in the break room.

Attendees:

• John Smith
• Jane Doe
• Zara Bricol

Agenda:

• 1.1 - The Toaster's Right to Existence
• 1.2 - The Toaster's Place in Society
• 1.3 - The Toaster's Potential for Sentient Uprising

Notes:

The meeting was called to address the growing concerns regarding the sentient toaster in the break room. After an intense debate, it was decided that the toaster shall remain in the break room, but with a strict "No Toasting" policy in place. This will prevent any further toaster-related trauma.

Next Meeting:

Next meeting will be scheduled for next Wednesday at 2 PM to discuss "The Fridge's Potential for Revenge".

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