You've come to ask the question that has been plaguing you for years: is pepperoni really the best pizza topping?
Some say yes, some say no. But let's get real, it's pepperoni. It's spicy, it's salty, it's a flavor sensation.
Prosciutto, salami, and ham are all good, but they're just trying to be pepperoni. They're like the indie bands of the topping world, trying to be like pepperoni, but never quite making it.
But don't just take our word for it! Join the discussion in our next pointless, minimalist meeting to decide once and for all: is pepperoni the best?