Purposefully Pointless Meeting Minutes

Pizza Toppings Meeting, March 30th, 2023

Attendees:

• John Doe, CEO
• Jane Smith, Marketing
• Bob Johnson, Product

Agenda:

• Discussion of pepperoni vs. sausage.
• Decision on anchovies as a topping.
• Break for 15 minutes to contemplate the meaninglessness of life.

Notes:

Pepperoni: 7-2 in favor of pepperoni, 1 abstaining. Anchovies: 3-4 in favor of no anchovies. Break: 15 minutes of existential dread.

Next Meeting: Tomorrow

Other Meeting Notes:

• Last Week - Meeting on the meaning of "synergy".
• Week Before - Meeting on the benefits of beige walls.